Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
This week we talk about Ring of Honor and the.... thing that happened on last Monday Raw. With The Shades and special guest TWK!
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RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
Winners
MattyJay for proving he can take shit and dish it right back out last week.
Teddy Long for showing John Whore-initis and his little Carlton Banks wanna-be the fucking door!
Santino for finally getting his due despite how much of a burying he HAD been taking.
Losers
That dumb, stupid, ass-sniffing, midget-banging, banana-blowing bastard that tried to troll on Matty last week. If he thinks he can do better, let his little sour dough sucking bitch-ass try it.
The Cock (ya'll know who I mean) for once again proving that he's gotten less and less original as the years have passed.
Cena for not helping matters.
That's all I got this week. See ya soon.
Biohybrid
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
So lets see how RAW kicks off, a 15 minute promo to say that HBK will be guest ref at Wrestlemania, ummmm who made that decision? It couldn't be Laurantius because its an actual good idea, but still it took 15 minutes just to say "oh yeah I'm guest ref, see yah!"
SANTINO'S CHAMP! SANTINO'S CHAMP! I told everyone that Santino would get a push, course I suggested the IC title but damn it I was close! A part of me is hoping that Santino pulls a Lance Storm and comes out next week as the WWE Italy Champion, or even better....the WWE European Champion, I know your all going to say that the European title was pointless but in my opinion it holds more credibility then the Spinner and the Butterfly combined.
I'm glad you guys like my idea of ROH invading WWE, Vince really needs to look into investing something into Ring of Honor much like he did with ECW back in the 90's, instead of Lalwer this time we make it Cole, that pathetic dweb won't even lats 5 minutes. But the main reason Vince should invest is that if and or when ROH goes under god foirbid, Vince has first dibs on the Video Library, depressing yes but thats the way the world works.
Be honest, who else was bouncing in their seats when Teddy kicked Laurantius and Otunga out, "Nah Nah Nah Nah" wasn't enough to describe how I felt about seeing that walking talking pile of Santorum getting kicked out of the building and Johnny Ace getting kicked out as well was funny too.
I read a report today that a sex tape featuring a professional wrestler has been released, not Chyna, not Eve Torres, not even Trish Stratus but HULK HOGAN, COMPLETE WITH THONG TAN LINE! Excuse me while I find the nearest vat of acid and dump them into my eyes.
So I read on Impact we got new TNA Knockout Tag Team Champs; ODB and.....Eric Young.....this just in Eric Young's new gimmick is......Harvey Wippleman.....and people thought TNA had a chance after Russo left, Shades you know what to play.
and now time for my weekly awards.
The newest method Rock uses to remember his lines award is: Writing them on his ass, that way he literally pulls his promos from his ass
The best Miss Wrestlemania impression goes to: Santino winning the US title on RAW
The biggest tool to use "Real American" as their theme song goes to: Newt Gingrich *puts dollar in the political jar*
and the award for OH GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY WHY IS THEIR A SEX TAPE OF HULK HOGAN! WHY! WHY! I DONT WANT TO SEE HOGAN'S 2 INCH PYTHON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!
Enigma
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
Winners:
Matty Jay, and The Shades for taking shit and dishing it right back out at that asshole troll last week!
Teddy Long for preventing that douchebag Johnny Ace from screwing over Santino as well as showing him and Carlton Banks the door!
And Randy Orton for embracing the hate and going back to being a heel which was what should have happened with John "Nobody gives a shit anymore" Cena a.k.a. Super Cena!
Losers:
That shitload of motherfucking bullshit troll that thinks he's so much better than Matty and thinks he can do a better job! You think that you can do so much better Chris Jeri-troll, why don't you try and come up with your own wrestling podcast that can last for almost 140 episodes! I bet you can't!
Dwayne "The shit" Johnson, or as I like to now call him, Dwayne "Why didn't you stay in Hollywood where you rightfully belong?" Johnson for his shitty promos if they can even be called that, and for ripping off Stone Cold Steve Austin and continuing to prove to everybody else who's intelligent enough to realize that he's became less and less original over the years since he started his Hollywood acting career!
John Cena for not helping matters and for also being Super Cena as always! Christ, you would think that somebody would have come up with a Super Cena outfit by now that is identical to Superman's outfit since that's who Super Cena reminds me of.
Raw! Oh boy, a 15 minute boring as hell promo that resulted in Shawn Michaels saying that he's going to be the special referee for Triple H Vs. Undertaker 3? Santino is new United States Champion, very awesome! He rightfully deserved it. Lets see how long his title reign can last!
Zack Ryder makes his return with his whole "Broskis before Heoskis" thing and then we see him and Eve "The slut" Torres kissing backstage and Zack goes back to going nuts for her! Nice job WWE creative douchebags for burying Zack even more!
My rating for Raw: 2 Stone Cold Stunners out of 5!
Here's a question for you guys! Who would your dream tag team match or Hell in A Cell battle royal be? Mine would be Stone Cold Steve Austin partnered with CM Punk, (KNEEL BEFORE PUNK! KNEEEEEELLLL!!! !) Triple H partnered with Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, or Mick Foley, The original Kane along with The Undertaker when he was still in his prime, and of course, The Dudley Boys partnered with The Hardy Boys!
Shameless plug time! Be sure and catch myself, Haruko Zala, Hero 17 and Mike Maverick for a brand new episode of The Nerd Fortress Podcast at http://www.livestream.com/thenerdfortress every 2 weeks for all the latest info and discussions about Wrestling, anime, video games and tokusatsu that you crave! Shades, if your out there reading this, please don't kill me!
Catch you guys later!
SuperSentaifan4ever
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
My first question is why isn't this a three hour show? This week it felt that everything was smashed together, with Micheals, Cena, and the Rock promos. Why is Santino US Champ? He gets a hug pop at Elimination Chamber and two Raws and he's the US Champ? really? Santino and Swagger's match was the biggest cluster fuck of the night. UGGH THIS SHOW REALLY PISSED ME OFF THIS WEEK!
The addition of Shawn Micheals as a referee is NOT NEEDED! The match between the HHH and the Undertaker is fine the way it was. It's ALREADY a Hell in a Cell match. IMO Shawn Micheals involvement actually takes away more from match than it adds.
Time to slaughter some sheep! Thank god for my DVR! The second I saw the Rock's history promos, click goes the fast forward button. I'm a equal opportunity hater when it comes to John Cena. When his empty arena promo came on, click went the fast forward on the remote. I believe that I saved myself over a half an hour of hearing the same old shit for the Millionth TIME! FUCK CENA AND DEWAYNE JOHNSON!
The Good: the tag match with Sheamus and Punk vs. Daniel Bryan and Chris Jericho, it's about time Sheamus and Daniel Bryan beat each inside the ring. Even though Jericho wasn't technically tagged in. Oh well it happens.
The Bad: The long fucken promos, I think that my fast forward button is worn out.
The Ugly: the 30 second divas match, really? really? If the WWE wanted to do another promo, instead of having a match I would have been fine with that. It wasn't enough time for me even to sprint to bathroom geez!
Raw was a 4 out of 10 at best.
ranman1982
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
HBK...I love you man, but that promo was painful. We all saw the "I'm the Guest Ref" thing coming from a mile away. This isn't adding a new wrinkle to things; it's just another number waiting to be painted for this match.
Teddy Long gains pimp status for amazing displays of authority and giving us one Monday without that gravel voiced douchebag and is personal dicksuck Decaff Otunga. I'm a bit ticked about Santino getting the US Title so easily; especially after all the hoops Ryder had to jump through. Like I said on the livestream; Somewhere Zack is watching this and he is just PISSED. Low and behold he shows up a little bit later; after a 2 minute Sticks with T*ts match. And Eve is able to mesmerize him again? Zack I hate to use this, on you of all people but, ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO!? I know Zack's gimmick is that he may be a bit slow on the uptake but generaly a good, enetertaining guy; but him being totally blind to everything Eve is doing is just insulting.
There I go again; thinking WWE writers can handle a character with a little tact and decency, when am I gonna learn?
And all the God Damn video packages! Rocky I thought Matt Striker was the one with the teacher gimmick! I wasn't even listening to Cena's empty arena promo but at least that had some actual character depth instead of lecturing the audience with shit they learned in 4th grade! People watch wrestling to escape, you used to know that Dwayne! The only high point of anything Cena/Rock related this week was when Cena wrote on his arm at the end of the final promo.
Alright I promised myself I'd try to avoid doing the recap thing again this time around so lets get to my winners and losers for the week.
Winners
ROH: An amazing show, simply amazing. The only gripe I have is a few production errors. Everything was great, it reminded me what good wrestling looked like.
Richards/O'Reily vs Edwards/Cole: This marks the only time I've ever said "Goddamn you Cole!" and not been pissed off at the Cole in question. So many nearfalls!
Kevin Steen: For a number of great promos, the match with Jimmy, and his final words at the PPV: Calling Davey a "Jujitsu Jackoff" and following up with "By the way; Jujitsu Jackoff, trending worldwide!"
Enigma: For his ROH Invasion concept last week. Didn't have a chance to thank him for that last time.
The Tag team match on Raw: Building towards the matches at Mania; Dragonman approves for once.
The WWE Flockiverse: Wait wait, before you guys tar and feather me! They were still annoying marks, and they're probably always going to be. But for the first time since Dwayne's last heel turn; the fans in the audience actually called him on his crap movies. I know it was one "Tooth Fairy" chant, but this is a WWE audience, we can't expect a miracle overnight, that's what the Independent and Puro scene is for.
Lady K: I hope we can use that picture she drew for whenever something insanely stupid happens; lord knows we'd get a lot of use out of that! The SBOD and "Lady K is not Amused" pic, one essential weapon and one potential one in the Wrestling riffing arsenal, courtessy of Lady Kaeru. *Sorry if I spelled that wrong*
MNR: Seriously; you all are proof that the right company can make up for a TRULY underwhelming show.
Losers
Eve Torres: The Whore-ce is strong with this one. Give me a break guys they can't all be gems! It's hard to come up with funny things to say every week! It's a lot of pressure!
Dwayne: I had a whole big thing planned where I cut a promo the way we used to see him do it, but when I think back to how much he's phoned it in these past few weeks...my heart's just not in it now. We all know why Dwayne's on this losers list, and we all know why mine isn't the only one he's gonna be on. My friend tried to go to bat for the Rock when I told him how I felt, guess this'll be one issue we disagree on.
Mesagog and Decaff: There's no doubt in my mind you two are gonna piss me off come Friday.
EY and ODB: Co-KO tag team champions... hey Nash I think I figured out why so much stupid crap happens in Florida; everyone's buying weed from the TNA writers!
That email guy: I don't know if you're listening tonight, but seriously get over yourself. Shows change with time, it's a natural evolution of the original concept! If you think you can do better, then step up, if not step aside and shut the f**K up.
Three more weeks guys; maybe things will pick up after Wrestlemania. There I go being an optimist again, but here's hoping it happens. At least I have new episodes of Young Justice to look forward to, and there should be another ROH event next week. Now if only they'd start coming around my city again!
Dragonman
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
-HBK reveals he's the ref in the Age in a Cage match @ Mania
-Rock Promo
-Santino wins the U.S. Title as a reward for the big pops at EC
-Rock Promo
-Ryder's back....YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
-Rock Promo
-Y2J and Bri Di beat Zod and FELLLLLLLLAAAAA AAAAAAAA! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
-CENA Promo hyping up a Rock promo
-Show squashes the Mizaster Warning
-And finally....the big finish! Three guesses.....guess what? A ROCK PROMO? WOW! THAT'S NEAT! *does a constipated smile which turns into a angry scowl*
So yea...next week....Oh next week...get ready for...THE BATTLE OF THE BLANDS!
Dual Part Question: Brian Kendrick might return to WWE, presumably for the rumored Cruiserweight show planned. he claims to have given up the mary jane which was what got him fired in the first place and WWE seems interested in bringing him back. Do you think he will and do you think the rumored show is a good idea in general?
Winner: Chris Jericho the wrestler and the tag match on Raw, pretty much by default and Kharma...stay strong hun, real sorry to hear about the tragedy...
Loser: ChrisJericho the troll...hey buddy....if you don't like the show...DON'T WATCH IT! STOOPID! FUCK YOU AND THE KEYBOARD YOU TYPED UP ON!
And here...just because
BrymstoneSean
to BrymstoneSean
No surprise there's a squash match between my favorite red haired furry bombshell, Alicia Fox vs the Hoeski, Eve Torres..quickest piss break ever.
Oh BTW, Dwayne Johnson's (not going to name him "the Rock" anymore because of a certain DHG will slit my throat if I call him that), history lessons got me into a huge rage that I have to unleash this man...
Say hello to Gulcasa in Brongaa Mode, as his deadly Genocide attack demolish Dwayne's shitty History promos.
Since the WWE sheep are eating all of this Wrestlemania 28 nonsense like stale grass, it's time for the pack of wolves to go for the kill...Ladies and gentlemen...How can we stand up to a flock of sheep...? WOLVES!
Now let us introduce you a stable will be forever known as...
REVIEWTOPIA WOLFPACK!!
THE WWE SHEEPLE ARE FOR LIFE, BUT THE REVIEWTOPIA WOLFPACK ARE 4-EVA!
Please trend this on twitter #ReviewtopiaWol fpack
MikeMaverick
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
On to this week. Raw was a promo show for the most part, but with four weeks to Wrestlemania I don't have a problem that. I saw the HBK becoming the special ref coming, but i didn't think the WWE would pull the trigger on it. I feel this is just the warm-up for whats to come in the next three weeks. I mean lets face facts, I we got five straight weeks of awesome Punk and Cena promo and awesome wrestling, our heads would explode before Mania. And they need us to make it to Mania so I just look at this week right now as a breather for us to prepare us for the next three final week leading to Mania. With that being said, I thought Cena promos was really good this week. I really like the subtly having one serious promo and one fun promo. And yes, that crowd was awesome, and I never thought I'd say that about a Boston crowd.
So here are my winner and loser
Winners
Cena - for showing Dwayne how to act with that little thing called subtly and owning Dwayne once again in promo. the score now reads Cena 3 Dwayne 0.
The fan who started the "Toothfairy" chat - THANK YOU
Punk/Jericho/Bryan/Sheamus - for an awesome tag match
Teddy Long - for being that P.I.M.P.
Losers
Dwayne - for showing that the only time he can cut a good promo is when it live via satellite and he got the cue cards in front of him.
Eve - for being a Hoeski
Cole - for being Cole, NUFF' SAID
I'm out folks, but if you will allow me one more thing, please allow me to pimp my "Tom's Prerogative" podcast on my Absolution Network which people can find at www.an.132productions.com . The past two weeks, I've posted my reviews of Walt Disney "Beauty and the Beast" and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" as part of my "Disney Month" in February and i really want to get people feeling on how I did.
matisleonhart
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
wrestlemainia is looking like its going to be a good ppv even if i cant watch it, wwe dont fuck this up
losers
cole,ace,swagge r for his short us title run,twk you know why, and the school im at right know for lieing about having wifi in the dorms of that (play the boot to the head clip)
winners
punk,y2j,wwe for making me want to watch triple h vs taker 3, and the riffdown team btw riffdown every friday on livestream.com/twkwrestling
well i guess i will write you when i can #RellikBarr (add sbod shot) oww i cant even finish a joke me and bobbert started, well anyway later
Rellik69
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
I express my deepest simpathies for Kharma following the loss of her child. I hope she is able to deal with her loss. This is truly a tragedy and I hope wrestling played no part in her still birth. Again my deepest condolences to her.
My Big Winner: RING OF HONOR, They never seem to put a foot wrong, that was a great Pay Per View.
My Big Loser: WWE, I may not be watching it, but I've heard that Santino won the US Title. AWFUL BOOKING. Way to illegitimise your title, give it away on TV. WWE, you have damaged Swagger beyond repair now. You rushed him to the title, then rushed him off it. Then you buried him, then you gave him another title then whipped it away. Go all out with this guy or you may as well fire him. STOP WITH THE START STOP PUSHES! And stop giving titles to freaking jobbers. I don't care if he is decent, with this character he doesn't need a belt. In fact he probably only has it to further the Long vs Ace storyline. I won't be surprised if next week the headline reads... "New US Champion, David Otunga."
One final winner....... TNA: I'm sorry, that was a great main event. Aries, Roode and Bully Ray VS Samoa Joe, Magnus and James Storm. This is the kind of thing we've wanted them to do with their talent. Now, with Russo gone, they are finally using common sense. They have a better roster than WWE, it's how they use it thats important, and personally I'm full of hope. What they do at Lockdown will prove whether they are on the right track and I'm actually excited for that.
Happydude
RE: Wrestle-Cast Episode 131
ROH - Young Wolves Rising : What can I say ? Awesome PPV as always. Chiampa's may be undefeated but now had a draw in it, Steen vs Jacobs was a slaughterfest and the main event...Beautiful !!
BTW, Steen = Show stealer of the night!! HE NEARLY PISSED ON THE CHIKARA'S BELT !!
Could you do it on the Divas belt please ? Or the TNA World TV championship ?
Raw : it's actually better than last week, but it's still promo heavy. Santino is the new US Champion (BETTER than Jacko), The Rock history lesson was, got to admit, better than his clusterfuck from last week, and HBK is the special guest ref ? Reminds me of HHH and Taker last promo before WM26, when Trips says why he's going to win...and here's the ultimate weapon. I smell shenanigans..
Impact : 1/ Garret is in the main event ? ARE YOU SERIOUS ??
2/ YOUNG AND ODB ARE NEW KO TAG CHAMPS ?? I can't believe that we've for new ghost champs a Drunk Redneck Titty Monster and a Retard with a huge ass beard who can making laugh those with the brain level of Patrick Starfish!! AND YET THEY MILKING THIS SHIT ??
Can't....control....RAGE....
(2 minutes rebuilding a devastated neighborhood later)
Anyway...
Winners :
- ROH. Enough said except..do the D-Bryan with me : YES! YES! YES! YES!
- CM Punk/Shaemoo vs Bryan/Jeritroll : worth watching it. BTW, did you noticed that Jericho is still undefeated against Punk since Unforgiven 2008 (or 2009) ?
- Teddy Long..once again..showing who's pimpin here.
Losers :
- Poor Kharma...she lost her baby on December 31st according to TMZ..All of our prayers goes to you and your family. The only wish is that the Bellas don't bring this thing up otherwise I'll fly to Scottsdale, AZ and give them a F-CINQ on the CHAISE!!
- Mike Bennet...You..Best in the world ?? Let me think about it....
(quote HBK ROFL)
- Impact...you got rid of Russo and still YOU BROUGHT GARRET IN THE MAIN EVENT ?? I refer to the previous video
- Hulk...Hogan....according to TMZ...caught in a sex-tape. DO NOT WANNA! DO NOT WANNA! DO NOT WANNA! (Spoony's pussy yell) AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHH.....
(5 hours watching Rumble Roses videos and pictures of Tracy Brooks, Stacy Kiebler, Taeler Hendrix, Daffney and Shelley Martinez later)
...to think Vivid entertainment ask him to sell this shit...I think I've lost what it's left of my mojo..
PS : EZ Rider, If you haven't watched this video, you might love this one : there's some people you can reckonize on this one.
FrenchOtaku
This Weeks RAW
The RAW Sooooooooooooop ppppppppperrrrr sssssssssssssss shhhhhhhhheeeee epppppppppfestt tttttttttttttt
We started off with the long reveal of HBK being the special guest referee in the Hell in a Cell I mean jeez you could have ordered 5 pizzasand drank 30 red bulls in the time this promo went on.
Now to something great Santino wins the US Title and Johnny Ace and Carlton Otunga get the boot which was well worth also this proves that Jack Swagger is a transitional champion wherever he goes. Swagger's new nickname is Captain Transition it was also pretty hilarious to watch Teddy Long do the famous trombone dance that Santino does.
Up Next was a solid PG promo from the Great One seriously you guys aren't giving this story enough credit yes Rock could have been there more but heres a thought....HE'S A MOVIE STAR and having him be at every show kills that mystique and also Cena is doing a great job playing the good guy as Rock is the old star who has made it big in Hollywood and has the audience astray with his lies saying he's home and a bunch of other shit while Cena is defending what he considers to be home and knows the Rock doesn't care about the WWE or their universe.
Alicia Fox vs. Eve=Well i guess we're not getting Kharma versus Beth at Mania GDYHoeski not only for that boring match but corrupting our broski, Zack Ryder
Cult of Fellas vs. Best in America=Solid Match from the four compeitiors in or Heavyweight Championship matches with the Royal Rumble Winner Sheamus coming out looking like a Champion after Mania
Show vs. Miz=The Mizard of Oz just got SQUASHED
Truth vs. Kane=Well I guess the black guy does die first in this Horror Movie
Kane and Orton gonna be interesting as we will have some who commits Rape versus someone who commits Murder
We finish with Rock vs. Cena in promo, first thing I have to say it the Rock writting something on his wrist smells like a part of the story for one why would Cena call it out and then do it himself this week. Also the crowd started diehard Rock which makes sense as WWE did just push Cena as someone who doesn't have the crowds support so Dwayne is gonna get more support. The Tooth Fairy chant was gold and creative this story seems pretty solid heading towards you guys might not care but I Certainly do..... Call Me Sheep it doesn't bug me cause #Sheep will be trending worldwide before this night is over.
Winners
Santino Marella-His push finally gets recognized by WWE
Teddy Long-For not only having the better of shows this week but Kicking Ace's Ass this week more than once.
Sheamus-From being curtain jerker and laughing stock to the Irish Curse Sheamus is a World Class Superstar and Reviewtopia better recoginize
The Rock-For Being the Great One, The Pie Eating, Strudle Licking piece of this main event of Mania and while not being the best he's ever been he has shown he's not rusty in the ring.
John Cena-The Other half of the Main Event while I don't like him a lot of the time their is some definite reason to get behind this Cena vs. Rock match one it will probably happen again at Mania in Jersey next year so expect a Dwayne Johnson victory and Cena wanting his revenge next year
Losers
Johnny ACE-Your Show tonight sucked out loud proving the WWE should give Teddy Long the job as authority figure
Carlton Otunga-You are dry, stale, plain go ask your wife for money you no talent hack and stop appearing on my tv
Jack Swagger-CAPTAIN TRANSITION POWERS ACTIVATE
Eric Young and ODB-A guy is a Knockouts Tag Team Champion need I say more.
#Sheepaverse #Omniverse #Reviewaverse #Jiujitsujackof f #Boots2Asses
TheSentaiHero
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