I've got a few predictions for the upcoming year. First off, the future endeavoured list:
Alex Riley
Curt Hawkins
Heath Slater
Johnny Curtis
JTG
Joe Perfect
Trent Baretta
Tyler Reks
and controversially : Evan Bourne
and Ezekiel Jackson

I also hope that Kane and Big Show retire. Two guys who weren't great in their prime and are now old and awful.
Factions: With such a huge roster WWE needs factions. They physically can't display all the talent at the moment and need factions, eg. Nation of Domination. Corporate team led by Ace. New Four Horsemen with Anderson, Bryan, Jericho and I dunno, Dibiase?

Cena's heel turn: It's been building for a long time. I'm talking a full on, Hulk Hogan NWO turn. He can say that he hated his original gimmick and he only did it for personal success. He could go on to say that it is no longer working as he is no longer winning (Losing to Rock, probably losing to Lesnar as well). Screw the sheepiverse for telling me I suck for over 4 years. I don't need you anymore, I'm gonna win, by any means necessary. Something along those lines.

Finally, I would like to see certain stars rise. I want to see Kofi become a world champ and I want to see Dolph pushed further to become the next Flair. I would also like to see Cody as a top heel.

I want to see Barrett get more mike time, he's actually a funny guy, as his twitter proves.

Finally I want to see the tag team division developed. Anyone who doesn't have anything to do, PUT THEM IN A TAG TEAM! Del Rio... Tag team. Christian... Tag team. Mcintyre... Tag team. Dibiase... Tag team. R-truth... TAG TEAM!!! You get the idea.

Lockdown actually looks decent. The main event... Roode vs Storm. This is the match we've been waiting for since December. It will be everything we're expecting.

My Non-losers of the week:
THE MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Eve Torres of the week:
Ezekiel Jackson, He was booked to lose to Dean Ambrose in the smackdown dark match, good luck with your future endeavours.

Well, because University tried and succeeding in ruining the WM weekend for me (Even though I wanted to see ROH and DGUSA more than the show the weekend is based around, but whatever), I only just caught up completely tonight, here is what I got...

Winners:
PAC- He just keeps getting better and better...He's far moving past his mold of just another 'spot monkey' (This based off his matches with CIMA and Low Ki, where he pretty much outclassed the man of 1008 holds and the guy who has had a rocket shoved up his ass for no particular reason)
Michael Elgin- AMAZING match with Davey for the world title. I always knew he was good, but watching that match...Wow. MOTY, so far. Maybe even throw the 5-star level onto that? Either that, or a strong 4 and a 3/4
Chuck Taylor, Johnny Gargano, Masato Yoshino and Ricochet- Notable mention for holding the MOTY for about 20 hours...Damn Davey and Elgin
Chuck Taylor again- Well-constructed heel turn...But mostly because he wrestled his first match back as a heel without shoes...Geddit? Chuck Taylor without shoes? Yeah, I have a twisted sense of humour.
Brock Lesnar- Oh. My. GAWD.
Damien Sandow- Even after watching FCW, his SD promo won me over. I didn't think he was bad, but that promo...Nothing short of outstanding
Daniel Bryan Danielson- How he managed to get so over so fast...By losing? How. The. Fuck?
MOTOR CITY MOTHERFUCKING MACHINE GUNS- 'Nuff said
El Generico- Just realised he got cut up against both Steen and Jacobs in consecutive nights...Then had a good-great high-flying flippy-flip 6-way match straight after (Also, LINCE DORADO! YES! YES! YES! YES! God, I love seeing the Golden Lynx whenever I can)
Jericho v Punk and Taker v HHH- I have nothing much to say about either. I wasn't as high on these matches as others were, but whatever.

Losers:
I don't know...Hogan? Eric Young? Even then, they were toned down more than I thought they would have been...God damn that was a good WM weekend.

Ratings of what I did see;
WM28- 7.5/10
Showdown Night 1- 7.25/10
Showdown Night 2- 7.5/10
Ultimate Gate 2012- 8.5/10 -STEAL OF THE CENTURY...$1.95 (or AUS$1.915-ish) for a great iPPV...
Mercury Rising 2012- 7.75?7.25?/10 -Not sure if better than WM...Or not...

And on side notes...Was the RD Evans/Archibald Peck comparison a joke that was meant to be as obvious as it sounded or not? [Enters kayfabe mode] Because Marchie Archie was represented by RD Evans to get into the Chikara Young Lions Cup, so how can they be the same person *shifty eyes*
Also, Cole v O'Reilly and ANX v Bucks were both posted on ROH's YouTube page...The latter match was decent, and maybe even good...Cole and O'Reilly just pissed me off. I think the plug was pulled on that match...Because the plug was pulled in the arena. It just wasn't nearly as good as it could have been. Neigh. SHOULD have been.
Predictions: Hopefully a bunch of FCW talents get injected into the system, and they don't ALL get buried. I don't even try to understand what the WWE are planning in the future. I don't think even they are thinking that far ahead.

Also #SaveYoshiTatsu ...Or release him so he can Rainmaker'd by Okada. Repeatedly. Sheerly for the lulz

I'm starting to have second thoughts on this whole Brock Lesnar thing. Was WWE really in need of him as their top heel? Considering the heels are already on top (Mark Henry, Chris Jericho, etc.) this seems redundant. Theres already a powerhouse heel who gets chants from fans and F5's everyone: Kevin Steen. This would have been awesome a year or two ago.Who knows? This might be temporary. This might be a trend. Maybe we'll see another superstar from years past come. Next year we'll have Cena get clobbered by Dave Batista. Then we'll see him in a feud with JBL again.

Timing aside, theres an air of sincerity in the guy I grew to appreciate. Yeah, he doesnt give a crap about the fans, his coworkers, or the industry, but unlike Dwayne Johnson he'll admit that right on camera. Also unlike Dwayne Johnson, this guy shows up to RAW two weeks in a row and already has a match at Extreme Rules so I've gotta give the guy my respect. Brock isn't my favorite guy and I'll always have bitter feelings about Wrestlemania 20 (it was a good thing the title matches were the main event then and not the dream matches like today), but its great to actually see someone show up to the show every week ready to kick an ass, or in the recent case, break a mouth open.


I am liking Ryback. Good to see Skip Sheffield back with an interesting new character. Damien Sandow looks promising too. Kind or reminds me of The Genius or an early Matt Striker. I'm not sold on Tensai though, and even the crowd isn't fooled by the not-hairy Albert.

FCW 4/8/12 Full Show (HQ)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6lBeLyQjW4
love the entrance for the ascension

episode also features
paige and rick victor vs audrey marie and the debuting aiden english
dean ambrose seth rollins kassius ohno james bronson eli cottonwood husky harris
richie steamboat defends vs mr cesaro in a 20 minute match
with william regal and jim ross calling the match

WWE NXT: April 4, 2012
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-YIv5A8JCs&list=PL17832AAE45421F9C&index=2&feature=plpp_video

WWE Superstars: April 5, 2012
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eo3SGEFXcE&list=PL17832AAE45421F9C&index=1&feature=plpp_video

WWE NXT: April 11, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w43VYcGhg9U&list=PL17832AAE45421F9C&index=2&feature=plpp_video

WWE Superstars: April 12, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugn2_VXH02U&feature=channel&list=UL

winners
the "three stooges"

losers
that d.c crowd

Well, before the site goes down due to server migrating, time for my thoughs about this week, except for this week's Impact :

- RAW : Enjoyable, especially with the 3 stooges. Loved the sketch with Santino and Curley Hogan, props to you to sell the chokeslam way better than Hogan.
As for Jericho/Punk..This is as real as it could be, thanks to that Beer Bath. So much good beer wasted...
- SD blast from the past : Could've been better. Why not using the old SD intro theme ?
Anywaythe only thing that was good are the Piper's pit, Cody Rhodes embarassed...again.. and Cole getting punched by the legends. Outside of that, forgettable.
- About Lockdown, I'm on with Roode/Storm...but not for the rest. Here's the thing : this year lethal Lockdown will be Team Garret vs Team Gunner (Bland vs Blander). If Garret loses, he's out but if Gunner loses, Eric Jackoff will leave TNA and will lose the right to use the name of Bischoff..Either way, PICK YOUR OWN POISON FOR THOSE WHO WANTS TO WATCH THIS PPV!!
- Do you believe that John Morrison might return to the E ? Why not ! That'll make Daddy Ryder happy.
- Bully Ray as TNA World Champion ? I hate to see it but, he's getting over as a heel like Roode. BTW, why not challenging Devon and bring some prestige to the TNA TV Champ since that ghost is the new ghost champion since Victory Road ?

Winners :
- The Three Stooges. Funny as hell some someone who never saw one of your sketches.
- Curley...again, sold that chokeslam like a MAYN!!
- Steen/Richards at Border Wars. Final howling coming up for the 1 year long World champ.
- Cena / Lesnar..talk about something worth watching than Cena / Rocko. Also, Brock, this is not UFC : you do not fight inside an octogon and make people bleed !!

Losers :
- The Bellas leaving WWE..Even if it's a rumour, why they leave BEFORE they got maulded by Kharma..oh well..
- Robonaitis...seriously, $500.000 for Shaemus's attack on a ref ? What would you do with 500 000 bucks ? Me, creating my own company...and buy a doghnut.
- That lethal lockdown match : I don't wanna see team Garbageman vs a team with a Kaiden Alenko wannabe (he's from Mass Effect btw). Why don't we just get rid of them ?? GDY-TNA!!
- Scott Hall arrested...yet again...Is Razor Ramon gonna have to choke a bitch ?
- Jericho..I hate to say that but you'll not recieve the Chapelle's R Kelly song, but instead this :
"You'll bow down before him!! Even if it'll take centuries or an eternity, you'll bow down to him! ZOOOOD...I mean..PUUUUUUUUUNK!!"

So....RAW....what to say about RAW

Holy crap did Brock Lesnar stiff John Cena and not in a good way and why....I believe I saw blood! Excuse me while I go back and dance on PG's grave some more, it's even funnier that they showed replays of Johns busted mouth throughout the night as a way to show "Look kids we have blood again, we're cool again right? We can be as cool as UFC right? Look Cole even mentioned UFC, PLEASE LET US BE COOL AGAIN!"

As for the Three Stooges, I thought that was gonna be beyond terrible then Will Sasso comes out doing his best "2012 Hogan" impersonation, it shoudl be noted that Cole actually said "He's lost weight" That sold the Three Stooges appearence for me, still not gonna see the movie though.

God damn it Jericho, you better stop wasting beer or a rattle snake is gonna come out. Punk, I have two words for yah PEPSI. TRUCK!

So lets see what this Blast from the Past Smackdown gives us, COLE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! S RATING! S RATING!

the awards for this week:

The "Why did Mad TV get canned again" award goes to: Will Sasso

The next reality TV stars award goes to: The Bella Twins!

f-5 fantastic show guys. and this comment is brought to you by michael elgin: the newest spokes-beast for wwe ice cream bars.


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......................UM, if you will excuse me, i have a sudden urge to buy ice cream bars. to finish my comment, i leave you in the hands of my co-host, joe. god help you all.



joe: (sounds like sean connery) thank you shintigercurl, you bloody ponce. now, on to me doing what i do best: review wrestling better than him.

raw: it was a crap show for one reason. zack ryder lost! its horse crap! zack ryder should be world champion, not that punk.....uh......punk. the stooges were alright. that fat chap, sasso, does a better hogan than hogan. and i did get a chuckle out of seeing brock kick cena right in the man candies. wish you had lady parts now, cena! that punk is a bum! drinking all that beer. he enjoys the sauce more than me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! anyway, zack ryder lost so the show was donkey donuts.



winners: MEEEEEE!!! and you for reading my comment.


losers: everyone who isn't me!



that's my review. i'm joe and i had sex with your mother.






(comes back from getting ice cream)



....................did.......did my comment just get fucked up? goddamnit, joe!

Hey Matty Jay. How's it going? It's been a while since I last commented but I have some ideas to improve the Tag Team division by either pushing current stables and making new ones. (Warning: This might sound crazy.)

1. Hunico and Camacho- I've been watching them on WWE Superstars and I'm impressed with Hunico every time I watch his match. I haven't seen Camacho in an official match but they look like a good team

2. Cody Rhodes(heel) and Golddust(face)- Since Cody Rhodes is in a losing streak, Golddust could offer to help him but Cody will probably refuse until Johnny Ace gives him a shot for the tag titles. If Dusty Rhodes becomes their manager, they could be called the American Dream Team.

3. R-Truth and Little Jimmy- If Eric Young can be Knockout Tag Champion, why not an invisible kid?

Last one: 4. Santino and Kharma - I'm not too serious about this one. I just want to hear your reaction.

Thanks for reading my comment and hope at least one person in the chat enjoy it.

Hello once again WC, i'll try to make this short as possible. Raw started with a brawl haven't seen that in awhile. (Flashbacks to past Raws with members of Team Long & Corporate Ass kissers brawling outside the ring.). Three Stooges, i honestly tried to laugh but it was to painful to watch. Hell even Kane got a pop out of that segment. Jericho does Punk have to make you tap out like a bitch again? (Still enjoying this storyline though). Brock & Cena...i'll give it another week.

Smackdown...very predicable. but hey Bryan vs Sheamus 2 out of 3 falls match. YES X7. pardon me, i got to booked the bella twins to job to my created women wrestlers on wwe '12. then have Kharma come out to Bitch Drop the twins. Revenge YES X10.

sorry about that comment. joe is drunk and tends to get violent.

raw: pretty good show. loved the brawl at the start. did anyone remind brock to pull his punches in the E? he bitched up cena's mouth something bad. jericho continues to be a bastard of almost bossman level proportions. i just hope punk doesn't have a pet. the stooges were alright but i will give it up to will sasso. he still knows how to take a bump. he should go into the HOF next year. yes i said it. as for the end................rock had boots to asses. brock now has boots to nuts! overall, good show.


winners: brock for bitching up cena's face, sasso for doing a better hogan than the real hogan and A double/daniels for being a kick ass match.


losers: only one which also happens to be the winner of the d-cell battery award. the wedding of ODB and eric young. just...................no.

again sorry about the two comments. you can thank joe for being a drunk bastard.

joe: i'm not drunk! i'm just exhausted!


from doing what?

joe.....................drinking all day.

Afraid i don't have much in the comment department this week, not been the best of weeks for me...

Raw SOOOOOOOOOOUPER SHHHHHOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWW: Cena...Lesnar....Opening Brawl...Nuff Said. Tensai squishes Tatsu, and 3 guys that claim to be the Three Stooges showed up. And Cena wins...but he beat Nougat (anagram for Otunga) so it balances out i suppose.

SOOOOOOOOUPER SMACKDOWN!: It was good and classical....but why Mene Gene wrestle??? And here's something I would have liked to see, why not bring back the classical SD! set for one night to play off the 'blast from the past' theme. Nonetheless, it was a good show.

One question: Who do you think will be "future endeavored" soon?

The Winners: That opening Brawl....Holy Shit!
The Eve Torres': Lesnar being another lackey of Ace, simply because he already has so many that he doesn't need it, and the stooges, full stop!