cant stop laughing at the end of smackdown
https://twitter.com/raqueldiazwwe is Vickie Lynn Guerrero's daughter
but no longer with wwe
apologies for misspelling e z rider's name
achmed the dead terrorist is better than jinder mahal
agrees on the austin aries rant
WWE NXT 9/26/12 Full Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6JW8AAvuSg
your main event
kassius ohno vs richie steamboat
winners
jbl
jerry "the king" lawler

Raw: Funny story; my monday night class featured me watching When Harry Met Sally, then in a twist of irony I return home to see When Bryan Met Kane...then Bryan puked on Dr. Shelby because comedy. And those two will forever be known as TEAM HELL NO! In other news, great to hear from the King, who looks better despite the rapsy voice. FOLEY! IS! STILL! GOOD! Ryback is fed the Miz and apparently wants to go for Punk now...so Ryback is officially the plan B?

Final verdict: 3 Cena shirts out of 5.

I has a question for you: So WWE is starting yet ANOTHER show, WWE Main Event. They say they will have major storylines on it, but do you think they will follow through, or will it just turn into yet another "Superstars"?

Winners: The King, glad he's doing better and The fan who jumped the barricade on Raw....during a Ryback match...dude, you got some serious grapefruits.
Losers: Justin Roberts for getting pulled over...twice. Wow dude...fail.

In other news, I was looking back at this video i found on youtube and suddenly realize that it has become a reality...in the form of Saturday Morning slam...

It's Happydude! Once again I step forward to the comments section. I believe this mashup of Carlito and Dude Love would be perfect as my entrance theme... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_z6yCRxuGs

Anywho... I'll start in the land of the rising sun. Two familiar names have signed with New Japan. Former TNA man Alex Shelley is currently touring there, and Harry Smith is also rocking the New Japan scene. New Japan now have these two, Lance Archer, MVP and Low-Ki. If they wanted to make a play for the American market now would be the perfect time. Meanwhile, All Japan boss Keiji Muto tagged with Kevin Nash. Clearly Muto hasn't watched American Wrestling since 1997 and doesn't know how shit Nash became. Anyway, Okada vs Tanahashi has been booked for Wrestlekingdom, which gives them four months to hype it. This should be the match that makes Okada's career. Everything is looking sexy in Japan, with New Japan continuing to rise back to it's former glory. It is a shame about wrestling's loss of TV exposure over there.
Meanwhile in TNA... Davey Richards has expressed an interest in jumping to TNA in 2014. Clearly Richards and other indie stars like what they see in the new TNA attitude. TNA needs to stop sucking Hardy's dick, they'll probably get a disease. I hope Hardy leaves soon, he drains the whole company. He can take RVD with him, I've had enough of his "Don't give a shit" attitude. Bully Ray is considering moving to WWE next year, that would be a huge blow to TNA. James Storm vs Bobby Roode at Bound for Glory should be one hell of a match, the pay off for their tag team break off should be huge one year after the split. I'm very hopeful for Bound for Glory, if it is good it will be TNA's fifth high quality pay per view in a row. FIFTH!
Meanwhile ROH are currently floundering. They are struggling with money and talent. They used to be the benchmark for pro wrestling now they are struggling to keep up. There are so many talented indie guys they could sign, they just need to find them. I know there are at least ten brilliant indie guys here in the UK that ROH should be looking into. ROH needn't settle for sub-par athletes.
Finally Dubbleya Dubbleya Fuckin EEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Fuck.
Fuck Sheamus, he has shown no character development since his face turn last year.
Fuck Del Rio vs Sheamus feud. Did anyone believe Del Rio would beat Sheamus? Of course not, so why show us the fucking match.
Fuck Ryback. This isn't going to work. GIVE UP. DON'T Bother. Everyone will always chant Goldberg. If you want him to be number two babyface so bad, put him in a faction. That worked for Batista, who is similar to Ryback. This push is too quick, if they are really doing a Goldberg, he should be beating lower carders and jobbers for a whole year at least.
Fuck Big Show. Obviously don't actually fuck Big Show, that would be disgusting. Anyway, fuck this fat fuck, and his stupid fucking hat and his stupid fucking fuck of a finisher.
Fuck Cena. Fucking talentless fuck.
Apologies for the overuse of the word fuck. Anyway, WWE is providing me with no essential viewing, in fact nothing even remotely interesting. I like a lot of the talent, but most of the talent I like can only be seen on superstars and NXT which I can't fucking watch in the UK. WWE doesn't see any importance in the undercard and has no interest in building them up, they're just there to job to the next tall cunt Vince McMahon decides he likes the look of. Fuck WWE. FUCK THE INJUSTICE! FUCK THIS COMPANY! FUCK THE ARROGANT PRICKS IN THE MAIN EVENTS!
In conclusion, watch New Japan Pro Wrestling, TNA and Dragongate.
Thanks for the chance to rant.

Hello Wrestlecasters..Kind of an empty week as we prepare for BFG (ouch) and Hell in a Cell (with 6 weeks, that might do it)

RAW: Ladies and Gentlmen, I present your current nightmare fuel: Heyman want to bone AJ...Let's think for a second. I guess it turns into a stereotypical hentai (uuuuuuuurgh...)
Outside of that, it was a good RAW, but I don't understand why it got the worst rating since May 28th. Best part of it : Team "Oh HELL NO!!". Seriously, they're candidate for being the tag team of the year. Other than that, it's your typical RAW show.

Impact: You think that Jarret is the possible leader of the Aces and 8's. Well, I think I've found out who he is : It's Eric Bischoff!! Here's the set-up, Hogan and Sting got kidnapped and they talked with the "leader" in which his back is turned. But just the way he talked makes me think of Eric (if you found the video of that segment, you'll recognize him). In other news, the new TV champ is Samoa Joe (Thank god...) and that's pretty much it.

Question :
Since John Cena might be out as the top guy, who might replace him ? Outside of Shaemus and Punk since they're over mid-20's ?

Winners :
- That Punk/Foley promo. Pure gold between the two.
- Bryan and Kane. They've steal the show that night. And they're feuding with the Rhodes Scholars.
- Kofi vs Ziggler on Raw. PURE GOLD!!
- WWE confirmed signing Pac and Sara Del Ray. Wait until the Kings make their debut...speaking of the Kings..
- Castagnoli for dropping Aksana. That was unpredicted but hey, at least she was useless.

Losers :
- Not only can you say goodbye to Beth, but to Shaul Guererro as well. On the bright side, she will not wearing the bird suit, thank god.
- Garret OVER Magnus !! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?? WHAT SPECIAL DO YOU SEE IN GARRET ??
- The A&8 Leader which is so obviously Eric Bischoff. It's worse than Jarret. Far worse..
- I don't know if I would calling him a loser but Ryback as the Plan B for the WWE championship match at HIAC ? A risk he'll be overrated.

That's it for today enjoy your weekend and...let it pass that nightmare fuel of AJ with Heyman.

Wade Barret is generic as fuck, boring, and I couldn't careless about his return. Speaking of his return, its been so uneventful. He looks exactly the same but with a beard, hes had about 8 theme songs and they have yet to find one that fits his character. Speaking of character...talk about generic Create-A-character wrestler. Fuck him for stealing the Elbow finish from Hero, he cant even do it right...and name is fucking retarded...The Souvenier...FUCK OFF WWE! His comeback vignettes were amazing, idk...maybe I was expecting more.

Winners: KAssius Hero vs Richie Steamboat

Losers: TNA...It was so good the last few months...but now...I couldn't careless about this Aces and Aids thing...and Aries heel turn is ...meh.
-And Justin Roberts for getting pulled over...I guess he finally made... *puts shades on*... A HEEL TURN. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH !