cant go wrong with duct tape
more swagger vs ziggler please

WWE Superstars : June 21, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDkSTcFRADA&feature=channel&list=UL

winners
daniel bryan c m punk willam regal
matty the shades with enigma extreme and lady k

No Way Out: Great PPV in my mind. Solid opening match, wonderful triple threat, and we now would like to report the following firings which I will list in alphabetical order: Laurinitis, John.....That is all! A great PPV despite some low points, Though I do wonder, why did we not get more stell cage matches or matches involving no escape...wasn't that the whole concept of bring back No Way Out after all? Not that I'm complaining i'm just saying...

Raw: So to recap...
-Ace says his farewell address and not a single fuck was given quite honestly.
-FOLEY! IS! GOOD!
-Heyman gets knocked the fuk out by Hunter, Lesnar is no where to be seen yet because of that deal
-AJ in a Kane mask....What?
-Cyndi Lauper makes her return to host Raw and was surprisingly entertaining.
-Cena is still Cena

Question: Which past WWE GM/Authority figure would you like to see? I'd personally like to see Flair possibly pop up.

Winners: No Way Out, the firing of John Larnygitis, and WWE's latest hire, Buggy Nova. Never heard of her but here's what she apparently looks like...

Losers: No Ryder on Raw, the ending of this week's Impact....I don't even know what's going on there, and Immediately next week's Raw by default because of who next week's GM is supposed to be. Here's a hint: We will need to increase the power of the shields.

Also, darn shame to hear about the Spoony One leaving Channel Awesome. We salute you and wish you well in your future endeavors.

I would first like to say this is my first time commenting on the Wrestle Cast, so please forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes.

No Way Out was a good ppv, all said and done. I have to say my favorite match from NWO was Dolph V FELLA. I was kinda hoping for Dolph to win the match because all the championships are being held by baby face's and we need a few heel champs to balance things out.

I believe Cody should be the one to take the belt off FELLA because if WWE is to bring flair back to manage Dolph and to keep Dolph busy until flair comes back you can have him in a feud with Christian because those two put on good entertaining matches with each other.

Winners: insert generic winners here and lets move on.
Losers: Raw because i heard what happen after the camera stop rolling and why couldn't we have that ending and not the meh ending we got.

Hello people, finally I'm officially on holidays after my oral exam that I had this afternoon. Now onto business :

- No Way Out : Overall, it was an OK PPV. Even if the main event was anti-climatic (I could expect Show to win this one), it was enjoyable for the most part. As for Johnny, that was a bad idea to take the color scheme of Optimus Prime (Red and Blue).

- Raw : It was passable. It pretty good to see Cyndi Lauper even if I didn't saw the era of Rock n Wrestling. Speaking of a future permanant GM I've my theory on that one. The only thing that sucks is..you're in Long Island and you could not put Ryder on TV ? ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO ??

- Impact Open Fight Night : It's official for Destination X : Aries / Roode for the World Heavyweight Championship is on. Even if the chances for Aries to win the belt are slim, it's going to be a very good match. As for this month TNA Gutcheck, the contestant is Taeler Hendrix. Last time i saw her, she got squashed by Sara Del Ray on ROH. Even if she got refused by the company, in the words of Quagmire : "heh, heh...alll riiiight!!!"

- About the GM situation : If there's a soon to be new GM, I would put my money on Eve Torres. Here's the thing on the Kayfabe perspective: during her absence, she would see the Board of Directors to put her in charge of both shows since she got some experience as a Exective Administrator. Outside of Kayfabe, Vince is a huge mark for Ms. Hoeski and he could give that role to her.

Winners :
- Cyndi Lauper: had to admit, you still look great after 12 years of absence.
- AJ...dressed as Harley Quinn. I still wonder who would make a good Harley Quinn cosplay : Daffney or AJ. No wonder why CM Punk has a little something for the crazy nerd.
- Austin Aries. Welcome to the main event, friend

Losers :
- Dear Johnny Ace, in the words of Ari Gold from Entourage and in the name of(ahem)People Power...GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
- Heath Slater. When you make Jillian Hall a good singer....you're doing it WRONG !!
- I heard the news for next week : Vickie is in charge and I have my own Anti Vickie shield at full force. Well, it could've been worse....oh wait...MIKE ADAMLE WILL BE ONE OF THE WEEKLY GM ?
WHAT THE F...(Quan Chi face)
- The ending of this week's Impact.....just watch. Makes no sense. NONE

*Appears using Vortex Manipulator*

WWE...round of applause, honestly you guys have managed to turn a corner. From all I've heard, you put on a great PPV, and Raw was the best it's been in a long time. Ace is gone, Foley is acting GM, Punk is Punk, Harley Quinn apparently decided comics, videogames and television wasn't enough and jumped into Pro-wrestling. Huh, really?! I'm sorry my sources are now informing me that was actually AJ...can ya blame me for getting confused? And Otunga stabbing Ace in the back, icing on the cake boys and girls, Icing on the cake!

Guys, I can't believe I'm saying this...but I actually have some hope. I finished checking out the new NXT and it caught me off guard. Good promos, amazing commmentary from Good Ol' JR and Regal, solid matches from young promising stars! If you can find the show, do so quickly. Only thing worth mentioning from Impact land is Austin Aries making it so at destination X, whoever has the X-division title can trade the belt in for a shot at the heavyweight champion. This may at least bring the division back into some form of prominence.

Winners:
Sayonara Johnny Ace- People power is F**king dead and Gone- ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!!
Tag Team wrestling- With the Ascension as new blood in the division on NXT, and more teams on the way; I think we can actually see things changing for the better in tag team wrestling. Like I said, I'm hopeful.
NXT- It's off to a great new start. And from what I've heard; Seth Rollins (Tyler Black) and Kassius Ohno are debuting on their next broadcast. Getting these two and more on tv as fast as possible can only be a good thing.
AJ- Lady I don't know what's going on in your head, or what your endgame strategy is; hell if you even have such a strategy. But it's damn fun watching you be a little nutjob. The WTF look on what little of Kane's face we could see was priceless, Punk and Seamus' reactions to it was pretty freaking hilarious too.
Austin Aries- The promo he cut leading up to his deal with hogan was pretty epic and it made the X-division sound as important as it should've been treated for years. Best of luck in the Main event, TNA don't screw this up.

Losers:
Another Ryder free raw
Heath Slater- Thank god I had my spoon. I want to thank those of you who get this joke, you're officially awesome.
Not getting any damn sleep for the past 3 days!

That does it for this time traveling dragon, I've got to go and try and stop Uwe Boll from setting videogame movies back a couple decades. PEACE! *Disappears via Vortex Manipulator*

Well missed the first hour of Raw, so i missed out on AJ being a Kaneanite. (Anyone remembers that.)
Cindy Guest host, better then most of the other Celebrities.

Well it's time for the first ever "Mortimer's Bound to Not F*** Up Series".
Last Weeks TNA: It's ok.
This Weeks TNA: RVD v Hardy can't tell whos more higher.
Angle makes some Jersey Trash is bitch.
The camera cuts off as soon as Brooke walks in to a room. comes back from commercial...and the goggles still does nothing. but hey Mickie James in a title match is always a win. Damn you Hogan.
and finally Austin Aries proves why his is TGMTEL.
Also the ending sucks.
Total Points: 15, just for the wrestling.

also here's something i made for Johnny Ace.

Quick comment this week, new NXT was ....AAAAAAAAAAAWEEE SOME!!!!
So far.....new NXT > Smackdown > TNA > RAW

Winners:Buggy Nova for getting signed with WWE (I had a huge crush on her few years back when I saw her on a few indy shows xD). NEW NXT!!! ITS WAS that perfect! (JOE?)

Losers : RAW...I might just take a break from watching it, Ill stick to NXT, SD, and TNA(some parts).
-Anyway, awesome show as always guy! :D.

...ALSO, New NXT theme is fucking amazing, Coheed and Cambria! WOOOOOT!